gabriels-moose:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape
  • Fifty Shades of Grey

(via otp-obsessions)

paynalpaynetration:

when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep

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(via eternityofklaroline)

phangirlingoverdisney:

juicylouture:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl

I got the first part down

(Source: antiteen, via otp-obsessions)

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

(via another-perfect-flaw)

lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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(via another-perfect-flaw)

    911: 911, What is your emergency?
    Me: YES, HELLO? THEY'RE RELEASING THE HOBBIT TRAILER TOMORROW.
    911: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MA'AM JUST STAY CALM, WE'LL GET AN AMBULANCE TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. SHIT SON.

rhydonmyhardon:

some of you have been following me since ‘12 now we’re here in ‘14 thats some wilde ass shit to contemplate thanks friends 

(via punkobsessingoverthings)

bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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(Source: partynoxious, via footielouie)

hated-and-helpless:

dutchster:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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neither do a lot of women

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(via andsomeoneburnedthechurch)