matzoballer:

the biggest plot twist of ALL TIME is when one direction was like na na na BUT THEN…..they were like ya ya ya

(via stylinsoney)

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via goingincircles)

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

(via sunny-vi)

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: acidtrip-n, via sunny-vi)

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

(via sunny-vi)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via patlinsanity)

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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(via goingincircles)